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The old guy who took the first stint of umpiring at the Shepperton match;
Dorrington bowls a delivery down the legside, the umpire harshly signals a wide ball, Dorrington stares at the umpire enquisitively, to which the umpire replies,
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"That's a wide ball - negative bowling down the leg side" |
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Ali Dog | Quote: | | I had to cut my hair as it was falling out onto my pillow, so I've now got small hair! |
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| Quote: | | It dipped, swerved, gripped the pitch and asaulted my leg stump. |
Tim Wilke's explanation on his 'nutmeg' dismissal @ Eastcote, 10/5/07
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| Quote: | | "No one can chase the ball down there, even if Superman was playing he couldn't get there" |
Ali dog's perception of the ball disappearing to the boundary @ Eastcote, 10/5/07
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| Quote: | | Aman must have springs in his legs! |
Ali Dogs description of Aman's bowling action at Kempton. |
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| Quote: | Hie,
There is something more to add-in. We called the match off due to the rain last weekend. But, it will rain whole day coming sunday.
Any comments??? or should we start playing indoor cricket haha |
Hemant Goswami, following the cancellation of the Frensham match due to bad weather
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| Quote: | On the subject of insanity, I spoke to my parents this weekend. Two things
troubled me:
a/ they have found some pictures of - and I quote - "that time a few years
back when we used to dress the dog up in hats".
b/ that they have 'adopted' a racing pigeon who they have named Reg. His
previous owner got rid ofh im beacause - and again, I quote - "he had 3
races and kept getting lost". |
Tim Wilkes admiring the traits of his family genetics
http://melaman2.com/cartoons/singles/mp3/dastardly.mp3
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Kam's cracker from the Paddington CC match;
Scene: Everyone is sitting down having some drinks in the bar area, Gillian departs to go home, 5 mins later Kam comes over with a bottle of Champagne and enquires if anyone wants any.
He then arrives at Gillian's empty seat, and seeing that her glass is half empty is just about to pour some Champagne into it when Richard says,
| Quote: | | "Kam, no, she's not here - she's gone home". |
Kam looks up, then replies,
| Quote: | | "It's ok - she will drink it!" |
and proceeds to pour the champagne into the unclaimed glass.
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Doctor Magnamarsus as heard at Clyst Hydon..... |
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Conversation overheard at Chenies:
Raph (spoken with an air of authority)
| Quote: | | They make chewing gum from horses! |
Jonah/Steve/Wilkesoid
Raph
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