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Posted: Mon Jul 02, 2007 12:23 pm Post subject: The Master Fraudster
Word reaches me that we have a "Master Fraudster" amongst us. Apparently, Gillian was the victim of credit card cloning recently and the perpetrator spent a large amount of money in Italy during the last Bank Holiday weekend. Coincidentally, there were three HWCC players/officials in Italy at this time, Messrs Bird, Hunnisett and Wilkes. This seems too much of a coincidence and further investigation has indeed exposed the criminal element within our ranks. By a simple method of elimination, we have deduced that it could not have been Birdy - the country where he now lives takes a very dim view of theft and chops hands off in punishment - and the last time we looked Birdy was intact! It could not possibly be Steve Hunnisett - as club umpire, he is a pillar of the establishment and therefore beyond suspicion. Step forward then, Uncle Dim - Assistant Club Treasurer, who I believe has already confessed to this heinous crime, using the pathetic excuse that he needed to pay his bar bills. The whole business of the lost baggage was a smokescreen in order to smuggle the money back into the UK and to let the dust settle. It is indeed worrying that this man is allowed near the Club's funds......
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