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Posted: Wed Jun 06, 2007 12:12 pm Post subject: 2007 Funny quotes
The old guy who took the first stint of umpiring at the Shepperton match;
Dorrington bowls a delivery down the legside, the umpire harshly signals a wide ball, Dorrington stares at the umpire enquisitively, to which the umpire replies,
Quote:
"That's a wide ball - negative bowling down the leg side"
On the subject of insanity, I spoke to my parents this weekend. Two things
troubled me:
a/ they have found some pictures of - and I quote - "that time a few years
back when we used to dress the dog up in hats".
b/ that they have 'adopted' a racing pigeon who they have named Reg. His
previous owner got rid ofh im beacause - and again, I quote - "he had 3
races and kept getting lost".
Tim Wilkes admiring the traits of his family genetics
Scene: Everyone is sitting down having some drinks in the bar area, Gillian departs to go home, 5 mins later Kam comes over with a bottle of Champagne and enquires if anyone wants any.
He then arrives at Gillian's empty seat, and seeing that her glass is half empty is just about to pour some Champagne into it when Richard says,
Quote:
"Kam, no, she's not here - she's gone home".
Kam looks up, then replies,
Quote:
"It's ok - she will drink it!"
and proceeds to pour the champagne into the unclaimed glass. _________________ Sam Dorrington
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